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"Frequently"? Really? |
All bona fide Qs that folks have really asked me. Frequency is relative. |
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Do you use live performers in your pieces? |
Whenever I can. |
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Do you use instrumental samples in your compositions?
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Yes. I have a library of thousands of samples, including Miroslav's sampling of the players in the Czech Philharmonic
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When do you use instrumental samples rather than live musicians?
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My preference would be to summon the NY Philharmonic as I need it. Usually 'round midnight. My fallback: samples from the Czech Philharmonic.
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How do you know how to compose for all the orchestral instruments? |
As a conservatory student, I had to learn not only the quirks and ranges of all the instruments, but also how to play them, at least a little. |
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Do you ever use a sequencer to compose? |
Yes. I use Digital Performer. |
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Whatever happened to old-fashioned score-paper composing? |
Old-fashioned? Gulp! |
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What’s your approach to sound design?
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Long story short: I capture original audio on a digital (.wav) recorder and manipulate sound to suit the purpose.
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Do you have a recording studio? |
Indeed I do. |
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Do you produce for recording artists other than yourself? |
Yes, with exuberance. |
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Can you record vocalists in your studio? |
Can and do, with ardor. |
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I wrote some lyrics. Could you set them to music? |
Again? Delighted! |
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Could you remix and produce a demo for my band? |
Yes, my studio's set up for that. |
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What do you have by way of real, not digital, keyboards. |
I have a 1935 vintage Steinway Model M Grand. |
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Do you still have and play that Martin 000-28 guitar? |
Yes, refurbished in 2011 by (shoutout) Lark Street Music |
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Why do fools fall in love? |
To get to the other side? |
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Who are your favorite composers? |
Paul Hindemith, Jimi Hendrix, Bernard Herrmann, Buddy Holly, Alan Hovhaness, Herbie Hancock, Pepe Habichuela, Leigh Harline (for When You Wish Upon a Star)... From among the H |
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Any experience writing game show themes?
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Funny you should ask!
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Can you compose something flamenco-y for this scene?
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Claro que sí.
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What would fit well as ambient music for this scene that takes place in the 1910's?
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Here's a thought: a piano rag.
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Could you channel Bernard Herrmann for my film noir?
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It'd be my pleasure. I've studied and assimilated his brilliant scores.
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Could you compose a Sousa-style march?
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In my sleep! I grew up in a band.
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Could you create a performance that sound like it was performed by, say, a seventh grade band?
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I was in one. That's in my DNA.
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Can you… oh never mind. OK, can you compose Andean music? Authentic Andean music?
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Second nature. I grew up with Peruvian music all around me, even before my stay in South American.
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Why don't you run upstairs and write a nice Gershwin tune?
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Good one, Lenny.
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How many blackberries grew in the blue sea? |
How many dark ships in the forest? |
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Looking for a Mancini-esque song here. Possible?
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One of my idols!
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I'm looking for a composer who can convey a sense of the supernatural.
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Language is natural; music supernatural. Yes.
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I want to evoke the feeling a Venetian street, say, at 11 pm.
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Il mio piacere
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Could you recreate the ambience of a circus slipping into darkness?
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Carousel and all!
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There's a full-cast Black-Rider-style production number here. Can you be the composer and music director of this?
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Best Waits on vinyl. Neo-Weil. I'd be honored. Bring on the trombones and xylophones.
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Could you… oh, forget it. No, could you channel Beethoven via Philip Glass? Using solo harpsichord?
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Careful what you ask for.
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For this dog-death scene, I'm hearing a full-tilt orchestral funeral march, okay?
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You got it. A touch of Beethoven cum Chopin.
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What could you whip up for this scene that's supposed to conjure up merry olde England?
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How about an Anglo-medieval ballad with crumhorns and hand drums?
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The protagonist is comatose on a gurney here. Could you create a surrealistic sound tableau for this?
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I'm dying to!
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Here I'd love something '60s-ish yet sexy and slinky, ya know?
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I think I remember living through that. Well, two thirds of it.
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The actor is scouring the skies for stars. Could you compose something… galactic?
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Far out!
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Sorry, but this is yet another scene in an insane asylum. Can you evoke that again?
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Pie glue.
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This stabbing scene needs something horrific, chilling.
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I'd suggest a dash of Herrmann-esque strings with a pinch of West Side Lenny and a sprinkle of Stravinskian Kastchei.
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A tango is what I envision here. I don't suppose...
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Vivía y estudiaba en l'Argentina, che ¿Qué pensás?
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Could you provide rain sound effects.
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Better than that, I can serve it up with today's special: full-frontal Boulez-ian serialism.
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Could you convey a sinister, suspenseful ambience?
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Sure. Soon as I'm done watching the 6:00 News.
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This scene should be underscored with something gospel-y, blues-y.
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Woke up this mornin'...
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I know you play guitar. How about slide?
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Where's that wine bottle?
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What I'm going after is the sound of heartland America.
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Durn tootin'.
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Can you write some bouncy music to underlie a computer-based training module?
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I'm thrilled to compose upbeat music for any medium.
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For a computer game, could you compose a rockin' ditty with a Coptic flavor?
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Sure. Based on which hymn?
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Do you do rock and roll?
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Is the pope Catholic?
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Could you compose a score with an exotic primitive ethnic feel?
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Sure. I'll even devise a non-Western scale for the project.
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For this staging, I'd like to evoke the feel of Pulp Fiction.
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Surf's up, dude. I'm fluent in Ingmann, Dick Dale, and the Chantays.
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Could you take samples of existing music and compose an original collage?
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Yes indeedy. I've long been a devoted student of the works of both Pierres -- Schaeffer and Henry.
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I'm producing a document about a colleague of Fellini and Nino Rota. What would you suggest?
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Rota's in the pantheon of great composers. It's always an honor for me to emulate his style.
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What's called for here is some over-the-top faux opera.
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Scarpia, only darker.
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What's your recommendation for this documentary profiling Greek immigrants?
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For starters, I'd suggest channeling Theodorakis and featuring a bouzouki, clarinet, and fiddle.
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Can you provide a Cannonball Adderley-style stompin', jumpin' groove?
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Jump? How high?
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I need movie music. Real chandelier-rattling butt-rumbling movie music.
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OK. Turn your amp up to 11 for this
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Actually, the subject of this documentary loves Shostakovich as well as Beethoven. Can you mix 'em up?
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How about Shostakovich's passacaglia line from the Eighth overlain with snippets of Beethoven?
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The subject of this documentary is a Beethoven aficionado. Could you give ol' Ludwig the Old Skool treatment?
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As long as we steer clear of Deodato.
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The theme for this play should sound like porn music from the '70s.
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I'll do anything for art. Even wonca wonca guitars.
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Know any good oboe jokes?
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What's the difference between oboe road kill and raccoon road kill? Skid marks in front of the raccoon!
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Who's on first? |
That's right. |
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